So I think we all agree not giving Luis Diaz his on-side goal was a total farce. Even at the time I thought it was onside. I didn’t even have to draw a line on the TV. Romero’s boot was pointed like that of Ballerina. Instead of ‘Adidas’ it could have had ‘this boot is playing him on’ on it.
I think it’s time for a discussion on VAR in general. Is it time to dump it, or can we change it to something that is more transparent and works better?
I’m glad to say everything regarding that one decision is fine now. PGMOL (Professional Games Match Officials Limited) have apologised and the bloke (and his side kick) have been given two weeks off. Really? So that’s it? I’m a GP, if I make awful mistakes, there’s rather more at stake for both my patient and my own personal future.
I gather the audio has gone missing. It might have gone something like this.
Queue stage right. In the most important game of the week, Luis Diaz brilliantly springs the offside trap to score a great and massively important goal which would have changed the shape of the whole game. The online linesman incorrectly flags offside, goal not given.
Simon (Hooper, ref): ‘Hey Daz (England – VAR), what do you reckon?’
Daz: ‘Reckon about what, mate?’
Simon: ‘The Diaz goal – was it offside?’
Daz: ‘We’re just having our tea m8. I’ll ask Baz (VAR Assistant) to get a new felt tip. I can’t find the ruler either’
Daz (shouting): ‘Baz, leave the bar, get us a pen n ruler and get over to this telly’
Baz: ‘but I’m watching the Ryder Cup’
Daz: ‘Get over here and get drawing those lines I taught you yesterday.’
Daz: ‘Hey Si, you mentioned a goal. You’re good to carry on then’
Spurs take free kick for ‘offside’.
Daz: ‘Si Si.. NOOO’ I meant give a goal. Stop the game quick! Blow you’re effin whistle.’
Si: ‘Can’t mate. But don’t show anyone your lines. And eat the tape of this conversation. No one will ever know.’
Daz: ‘But we don’t do tape anymore. You asking me to eat the actual computer?’
So, what do we all feel about VAR now?
Offside should be one of these. Worryingly, we have the technology to do this, and PGMOL decided against it. SOAT (semi-automated offside technology) is available. It uses data points in the players and the ball, and has numerous cameras to make an AI decision. Sounds fine. So why do we need Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee in VAR box watching the game?
Thoughts welcomed folks…